I know you were expecting a report card but for an Independent Study project I hopped a train and have been riding the rails for the past several months.
It’s a great education, living by the seat of your pants. I hooked up with a foxy gypsy chic who has taught me some priceless skills: grifts, bunkos, gaffles.
I’m just a shill right now, an apprentice, but will receive my certificate as a full-fledged bamboozle artist as soon as I pass my final scam.
Don’t worry, when not on the lam I found a great place to live. Top left, room with a view.
BTW, please send next semester’s tuition as soon as possible so I can graduate.
:) :) :)
Barbra Streisand, Flim Flam Man